mental blanket fort.

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath


justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

You make boys go crazy. Also they call you Stacey.

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lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?


ziakid:

choosing a gender in an rpg more like do i wanna be a girl or do i wanna romance girls


"IT ONLY HAD 1 HP LEFT I WAS SO CLOSE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"

— Every person who has ever played a videogame ever (via its-a-funyarinpa)

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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