fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I made a thing and I 100% encourage sharing it with as many people as possible through all means possible.
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
WHO ELSE HAD SCISSORS FOR HANDS
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. pick a fight with a thug. pull out the gun. he will laugh. shoot him. he will die
(side note: you will be arrested for this)
if someone unintentionally says something offensive and then shortly apologizes afterwards for the love of gOD LET IT GO THEY DIDN’T MEAN TO OFFEND AND THEY SAID SORRY OK WE ARE HUMAN SOMETIMES WE DON’T THINK BEFORE WE SPEAK IT HAPPENS IT’S LIFE WE LEARN FROM MISTAKES
i really want to see a movie where there is not a single character who is a heterosexual cisgender white guy. not one.
Bastille feat. Gabrielle Aplin - "Dreams (Fleetwood Mac Cover)"